C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. (Samuel Johnson)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. (George Eliot)